Is the Earth the right way up?

Child voice: Dad, the flat earthers are rioting again.
Child voice: Dad, they’ve clashed with a bunch of hollow earthers.
Child voice: Dad, there’s some upside-down earthers taunting both groups
Adult voice: Sigh, thanks Son. What’s everyone else doing?
Child voice: It’s a hot day, dad. Most of them are inside, sleeping.
Adult voice: And those that aren’t, son?
Child voice: Are under cover drinking and laughing.
Adult voice: Grand. Give me a mo, and I’ll make it all true.
Child voice: But won’t they all fall off, Dad?
Adult voice: That’s the point, Son. But some of the sane ones might survive.

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